Narration: It’s completely unremarkable here. So unremarkable in fact, they couldn’t think of a better name for it than “Town”.
(A panel shows a sign that says “Welcome to Town. Population 1150 and shrinking.” A digit is crossed out with a red X)
Narration: guess the real question is why I’m riding the bus to get there. The only other people on this bus are the driver and some hobo with a tinfoil hat. He smells like cat pee.
(A panel showing a silhouetted figure inside the bus)
Narration: Makes me worry what the rest of the city smells like. Meh. Typical.
(A shiny, awesome logo appears at the bottom)
Matchu by Mat Lippiello.