(Matchu sits behind the beautiful girl. He is totally in awe of her)
Matchu’s Narration: GOD’S BALLS! Shadowy Mystery Person is THAT GIRL!
Off-screen Teacher: Roll call!
Matchu’s Narration: … I honestly have no idea how I didn’t recgonize her… Must of been the shadowy mystery-ing thing.
Matchu’s Narration: Jeez, now I might actually get to talk to her after all this time!
Matchu’s Narration: Or at least find out what her name is…
Off-screen Teacher: Do we have an Amber Wallace? Amber?
Matchu’s Narration: Works for me!
Someone told me Matchu learning Amber’s name through roll call is the “coward’s way” of doing it.
I wasn’t going anywhere with that. I just thought it was funny.